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dateCreated	2012-06-12 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Boston Pizza
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rev:rating	4 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	An Ode to Hunger: A man, traversing the concrete seas, hearkened by a song Waylaid by a beast of foul nature, thought to be long gone "Curse you bitter cravings!" I cried. "You treat me oh so ill! If you had but form I'd slay thee well! And you'd be a worthy kill" Poor temperament my hunger caused, when a hat-of-ass appeared He swerved in front of my vessel, and I nearly impacted him arears "Another evil villain I would put you in your place Should you chance upon me elsewhere I would long to punch your face" This hunger it's a deadly thing that disposes me to violence When all I truly wish for is a peaceful bit of silence" And there! Over yonder swells, I see the red and blue! An island made of pizza, pasta, sandwiches and brews! I knew that making landfall was my best and only option My appetite necessitated that I stop with little caution I entered this blessed haven, and uttered the basest of behests "Bring me quenching ales, for I'm traveling deep into the west" The servant brought the pints and a pizza quickly after "These victuals are the tits!" I cried, bellowing with laughter The servant soon returned with a slip of paper marked with runes "Thank you sir, you've had your fill; Now I need your doubloons" Carefully I read the sum: I couldn't believe mine eyes The total was entirely reasonable and my pocketbook should survive With the monster in my belly sated, it was time to resume the quest Onward, HMS Hyundai Accent, may your voyage be the best And should the monster reappear, we'll vanquish him fo sheez Once more unto the breach, and another detour to BP's
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rev:reviewer	Jordan

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