Yawn. Boring and waaaay too expensive. Admission price is ridiculous and I was in a foul mood once inside thinking how the place basically raped me, but not in the way I would have preferred. Where's the midgets and donkeys I ask you?
This stupid bouncer character standing around noticed that our group was basically just watching the stage shows from the back and not "participating" so he felt he had to comment. "C'mon guys, what are you guys gay?" WTF? Why cuz we're not stupid idiots spending hundreds for lap dances on chicks who are so transparent about their desire for cash (c'mon make the customer feel special or something) then we must be into our own sex? C'mon playa, I'm horny but not as stupid as some, and fo sho not as pitiful in my life that the only job I can get is bouncing at a strip joint. Not knocking the girls cuz they're the talent...but you my friend are just that lame who can't do anything but stand for hours acting like he's keeping things safe cuz he can't do anything better in life to earn money. Go stand outside and frisk people or something...just do something productive...but don't leer behind guys acting like you're somebody.
These strip joints put me to sleep. Next...