If you find yourself on a frontier or delta flight, AND you'd really like an overpriced ticket to intestinal distress HAVE I GOT THE SPOT FOR YOU!
My shrimp salad gets a two word review - "Sh*t Salad"
Horrifyingly bad food, syrupy sweet margaritas, and "What did I do in my previous life to deserve this" service.
One extra star because it's the only booze game on this side of the airport.