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  • The strip tease for those who are too scared to go into a strip club. The two stars that this did receive are because I liked the following.... 1) Good choreography 2) Pretty "enough" entertainers 3) Nice variety of breast 4) The intermission with Mr Bizarre The reasons I would give this show no stars.... 1) Four... Only four girls who had to preform THE ENTIRE show. It looked exhausting, so much, that I became tired just watching them... Sympathy pains maybe? 2) What is the budget on this show and did any of go into the planning and conception of the venue? Or did they spend 99% on billboards leaving a dismal 1% for production ? If you are going to have tvs, mount them in the correct place for optimal viewing... The top of the truss angled down. And the stage... Wth??? Could you not build it out past the truss and arrange your minimal seating around it so that every seat has a chance to actually see the performers. Maybe sit in your audience, rotating seats so that you can actually see what your guest see. I could go on and on about your stage... Or lack there of 3) The music.. I was looking forward to some upbeat loud pumping rock jams... Guilty pleasures... Instead... All the good songs were played at the end as two second clips. Just enough to get us excited then let us down. Much like your show. 4) The best for last... You door staff! No "hello" no "welcome" no smile no greeting. Our group did not feel wanted at all and that is a horrible first impression. All we did get was "ID" no please. No smile. Then as we walked in the other guy proceeds to tell us in the rudest way possible "no video no pictures no phone no talking or you will be kicked out" well ok then! There are so many other ways to tell us the do's and dont's while still being hospitable. Train your staff... Please! Lastly... Bartender Corry was very nice but had he even attempted to upsell my drink... I would have gladly accepted a premium or super premium vs a well but he didn't. Missing out on bar revenue because of this. I would avoid wasting your money and time on this show and visit a local gentlemen's club instead.
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