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| - This was really bad, maybe the worst I've experienced in a really long time.
I ordered some delivery through one of those 3rd party services because I decided after a difficult week I deserved some lasagna. My companion ordered the chicken piccata, and together we got the spinach artichoke dip. Honestly, all of this food would have been 10x better coming from a chain restaurant like Red Robin. In fact, I wish we'd have gone there instead. And that pains me, because if there's an option to support a small business, that's the way I'll always go.
- The dip was awful. It was cold and congealed and completely tasteless. It wasn't so much a dip as it was a solid mass of stuff. It was totally inedible.
- The lasagna was disgusting. It was a heap of greasy ground meat with a pile of cheese. It was over-salted and reminded me of hospital food. Seriously, how can you get lasagna wrong?
- The chicken piccata was also quite interesting. The rice was pretty tasty; it was the lemon rice, I think. The chicken was tough. I mean, seriously tough, like, break out your steak knife tough. The meat itself was tasteless in the center, which implies it was just defrosted and cooked with some sauce dumped over it. Again, cafeteria food. There were mushrooms in the sauce, but they had dark spots all over them, i.e. the mushrooms you'd throw out at home because they no longer look fresh.
The best part? Both of us have spent a good deal of time in Toilet Town since we ate the food.
There was neither anything bella or anything fresco about this place.
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