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  • This place was great, I was in town for a bachelor party and up and along for whatever activities the best man had in store for this group of 12. Strippers, hookers, dancers whatever .....sadly or not, we got axe throwing and a strip joint that well, hates money (let's leave that for a different review chez paree) Typically ax throwing doesn't enter a marriage story until year 2; when the honeymoon is over, but read on if you want. I believe the best man booked a reservation for an hour it may have been more, but regardless they trained us on how to actually throw, showed us some trick shots and had score cards for an actual round robin competition. I can't even give this place 4 stars for not having booze available, but i want to for the record, yeah yeah throwing axes and booze don't mix, were Americans we don't care. We definitely ran over the reservation time, but rather than shake us down for more money for more time, they gave us the option to buy more (we didn't) and they still let us finish our competition and then got us all together for some photos. No force sell either, I believe they mentioned they would put the photo up on Facebook and then took some with our phones. Would they do this in America? No fucking chance, capitalism apparently is subject to each venu in Canada. This is a real thing and I reason I love Canada for this, that and you know poutine, and the US dollar being worth 1.26 in that funny colored money they have. I believe you can have zero athletic ability (a few at this thing did) and still have the ability to stick the axe, I mean it's an ax, throw it at the board, get good and then you will be fully trained for the zombie attack in America. I plan on throwing a bunch of them while I run to Canada to live, and clearly there will be a significant amount of trained canadians ready to kick ass as well. Just another reason to move to America's top hat. Try it for yourself, and if you are wondering why I kept changing the spelling of ax/axe it's just because I can, don't axe. (I love dad jokes) #fuckyoukeith
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