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dateCreated	2012-02-01 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Altar Bar
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rev:rating	2 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	I want you to imagine a non operating elevator. Now I want you to imagine you are in that elevator full of tons of other people so its crammed packed and since this is now a magical elevator it also allows you to purchase beer. Sadly though this magical elevator charges you a ton of imaginary money to buy this imaginary beer. Since this imaginary beer is so magical it also means you will have sub par bartending. I didn't make the rules....oh wait I guess I did...ohh well..that's how it goes in the imaginary non operating magical beer serving elevator. Oh what's that, due to the imaginary beer, you now have to use the make believe restroom? Fantastic, well let me allow you to go to the restroom where there will be a man whose entire purpose in life apparently is to squirt soap in your hand and give you a paper towel because lets be honest...you are apparently incapable of doing so. Make sure you shell out a tip for this advanced procedure. Here is the kicker...this isn't imaginary..this is real.. this is Altar Bar. You may be asking yourself, well golly Nick, aren't you being awfully mean to this bar..well here is the thing....it's a church that is renovated to a Bar...how cool is that?? But then they went the opposite direction and decided to fire up the doucheitizer 3000 and spray disappointment all over the walls. On the plus side...I will say this. You will be close to the bands and for what it's worth, assuming you are seeing a great band I am sure you will be close enough to ignore the non operating overpriced beer serving, restroom tipping, mediocre bar tending elevator that you happen to be in that is Altar Bar.
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rev:reviewer	Nick

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