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| - I really like this place. My mom loves this place. My girlfriend loves it too.
I'm knocking it a couple stars for the following reasons:
1. If I call in an order, I want it to be waiting for me so I can avoid standing in line with the rest of the mouth breathers. I'm a busy guy, I'm a mover and shaker, I've got shit going on, and standing for an hour in line waiting on a sandwich, which albeit is awesome, is just kind of a waste of my time.
2. When I am not all on my A game to call things in, that place sucks on ice to stand around in. Its small, its warm, and a lot of hippie-dippy types tend to like to eat there. Its a free country, eat where you want, but do a brother a favor and take a shower. Quit making me believe the joke "Where's the best place to hide money from a hippie? Under the soap!"
3. I'm what you might call a "man with an 'eating disorder.'" Shortly put, so long as there isn't fish or chicken in it, I eat everything, and with much gusto I might add. Some sides might be nice. Don't get me wrong, the "wafer thin mint" is a nice touch, but maybe something else to go with my ultra healthy sandwich.
I get it, I'm hard to please, but I don't think these are unreasonable requests. Maybe deodorant at the door if you have dreads? Just a though...
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