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  • Please read my previous review on my first experience with colon hydrotherapy if you haven't already. After reading that review you're probably wondering why I would EVER want to try this again. My coworker talked me into trying this particular place because she swore up and down that "Healing Waters didn't know what they were doing, and Las Vegas Colon Hydrotherapy Clinic was much better". First I have to make it clear that it never even crossed my mind that it was the fault of the facility. I just assumed it was just the reaction I had to a colonic. I've had multiple burns and severed the tip of my thumb working in a restaurant and I never cried! These colonics make me want to cry! I even thought maybe it was because I've never had children or even menstrual cramps! Maybe every woman during the colon hydrotherapy takes it like a champ because they've felt much worse or equal to that kind of pain before. Here I am, being like a---man! Ughhhh! So for those of you who can sit there and read magazines, listen to music, check mindless social media on your cellphones, all while being cleansed this is a really nice place. The door stays locked unless you have an appointment so you don't have to worry about being burglarized while your colon is being home invaded. The facility is quite clean and it almost made me think you could live there. There was a kitchen, laundry facility and who says you can't kick back on one of those hydrotherapy pods and go to sleep? Best of all, the therapist massages your feet and abdomen for you during the whole process. A luxury I chose to skip. I was in so much pain I didn't want to suddenly become rude and yell at her to go away. After my session ended, my little PTSD colon had enough and was ready to eat! After all, I eat every 3 hours and I was way over do! They offered me probiotics and a cup of veggie soup which I ate ravenously with one hand driving 85mph all the way back to Henderson. I even stopped at Real Donuts after I left. Of course I didn't eat them after the colonic! I waited until the next day. Haha.
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