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  • This was the first Donut Mania location I have ever been to and was so excited bc of all you fat idiots posting magnificent pictures saying OMG OMG OMG I have a sugar tooth in place of my brain.  I went to this location about 1.5 hours till closing time.  I have to say I was exceedingly disappointed.  I ordered 7 gourmet donuts and quickly came to the conclusion that these gourmet donuts all have the same crappy yeast donut base serving as a carrier for rather flavorless cream filling and whipped toppings.  I would say these donuts are more like cream puffs than donuts and the whipped toppings are more appropriate for a cupcake! The Key Lime is total crap as the filling is artificial OMG OMG Key Lime you idiots!!!!!!!!!  The Nevadan's filling is so bland that I cannot taste the difference between it and jello pudding which actually would taste better inside it!  The I Dream of Reese's has NO filling just candy on top!  The PBJ contained artificial jelly filling and NO PEANUT BUTTER whereas the topping also had very little peanut butter taste to it whatsoever.  The Nutty was just OK, but not spectacular.  The Mint Chocolate Chip was rather uneventful!  I thought my taste buds had a stroke from all the pre-excitement from the yelp hype-up but rather it was the donuts lack of flavor to blame.  Above all, The King donut is a seasonal donut??? Why as Elvis never goes out of style dumbfks! The person behind the counter was friendly but tried to cram all the donuts in one box smushing the fillings DUHHHHHH! Also, there are no chairs or tables inside implying give me your money, get the fk out, and let your donuts melt in the heat. It was a waste of time, money, gas, and effort but my curiosity is finally appeased.  Man, I seriously don't know WTF is wrong with you people! You're all like little excited children with sugar fixations MORONS!  Go get some exercise instead of non-stop eating and posting pictures losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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