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| - If you enjoy unhelpful management, roaches, 7 AM sharp landscaping, little kids screaming all night, paper thin walls, and yelping and barking animals who's owners let them shit all over the sidewalks - this is the place for you.
If you enjoy an apartment living situation without any of the above stated fantastic living arrangements they have tailored just for you, please look elsewhere!
While the staff may seem helpful at first, they will surely get you into a bug infested, moldy, and ungodly shithole just short of your first visit. If for some reason you enjoy being lied to, swindled out of your hard earned money, and put in a situation where you would like to eat the front end of a pistol daily - this is the place for you! Enjoy your stay!
Did I mention the nonfunctional appliances?! My favorite part! You will be stuck hand washing every dish you have which is slightly dirty because the dishwashers don't work! The microwaves don't heat evenly and the ovens are a solid 0/10. The cable guy will be at your house every couple weeks, if not every week, attempting (and failing) to fix the awful wiring job done years and years ago.
If there was a 0/5 stars I would select that, however for the time being ill leave it at a 1 - which it doesn't deserve even that.
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