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| - WORST "club" experience of my life. Where do I even start? First some guy on the street gave us "Vip" wristbands and told us we would get in first and buy our first drink at the door, and that we'd get to see Nas play that night. Lol. So we get in line and there are 3 separate lines -- guess who gets in first? Not our line! Some other randoms waiting on the side. When we finally get in they charge us $20 at the door -- kind of expensive for cover charge at a club, especially a tiny little place like this but Ill get to that later.
So we get our drink cards and go up to the bar and guess what? All you can get is a basic well vodka drink. Yuck. I dont do well drinks or vodka, so I paid $20 for a cranberry vodka that I couldve gotten for like $5 anywhere else. Great.
Then the place is TINY. We try to find a place to sit -- guess what? YOU CAN'T SIT DOWN IN THIS "CLUB". Mind you, it barely qualifies as a club, its an over glorified lounge, a lounge that you cant LOUNGE in because THERE IS NO SEATING! It's just pathetic. No seating at the bar, no cocktail tables, or anything for people who aren't paying for crap ~bottle service~ which is probably $700 for orange juice and some low end vodka. Yeah right. We were a party of 2 so there would be no justification in paying for half a sofa for TWO people, and we're basically punished for that. It's disgusting and horribly disrespectful to paying customers. I had been on my feet all day at MAGIC and walking around the strip, I was exhausted and wanted to sit at least for a little while and enjoy the show, buy more drinks, etc. But no, I was on my sore aching feet for for 3 hours in this hot stuffy club. Ive never been to a club or lounge like that and I'm still PISSED about it and would never return because of it. I can drink like a fish and would have ordered plenty more drinks, but not under those conditions.
Even worse, you cant see anything if you're standing in the club because some losers in bottle service will sit on the ledges and block your view. Ugh.
And even more amusing is the "dance floor" which is about 75 square feet of space that's roped off in between the bottle service sections. Lol. Im not even kidding about the size -- we didnt even realize it was a dance floor at first because it was so pathetically small. And the reason why the dance floor is so small is obviously because they took up 90% of their space with more ~bottle service~ areas -- there had to be 25 lounge areas in that tiny space -- the greed and desperation is just pathetic.
Oh and we never saw Nas,
The DJ was decent though, except they were already repeating songs 1.5 hours into the night. Expect to be subjected to watching tacky strippers in thongs dancing around too.
Basically, this place sucks, is greedy and money grubbing to the point that they completely disrespect their customers. My worst club experience EVER and pretty much ruined my trip to vegas. I would give them negative stars if I could and I'll dance in the streets when they go out of business.
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