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  • The brownies are excellent with a nice exterior crust and moist center. Service can be slow, but if you stay on top of it- eveything will be fine. If you're paying with a credit card, you will pay at the waiter station- no wireless terminals, yet. The interior is nice, bathrooms could be much better (multiple holes in the walls that could be easily patched and painted) and they should be mindful of where they place the the baby chair, which was pratically left in the middle of the room. The Grand Cru frappés are huge- One each, is overkill (11$)- split it and save your money to try something else for variety. I will hold myself back from making a joke about women who substitute lack of sex with chocolate binges at this chocolate emporium. But, I will say this... parents do what you want, but you're not doing your kid a favor buy treating them to an obscene insulin spike from the glycemic index of these chocolate treats that contain high amounts of sugar; you might as well serve them a cup of beer- it has the same, negative, hormonal effect on your child's mind and body-a rapid spike in insulin response. Disturbing still, was a young pregnant women gorging on three different types of chocolate delights- poor baby! (Chocolate, hangover alert in the placenta). If you think sugar is innocent, think again. This place is rated PG. And you're saying,«What? You won't allow your kid to eat chocolate or sweets?»- ur damn right, not until they're old enough to read and write. How did this turn into a parenting anecdote? Well, let me see: don't complain about your kid not being able to concentrate, talking loud, yelling and running around like a maniac... If I gave YOU half a litre of Redbull to drink in 15mins... I don't think you would act any better as an adult. Think about it...
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