In many ways, this review is not so easy to write. Giving Dutch Bros 2 stars is like rejecting that really sweet guy who asked you to the high dance. You want to say yes, but you know it's not a match made in heaven for obvious but important reasons.
I love the folks at Dutch Bros. They are so friendly. They energize you better than the coffee they serve. And that's where the problem comes in--the drinks are full of sugar and lack...coffee. The black coffee there tastes like sugar blended with twice-used coffee beans.
I want to love Dutch Bros because of that awesome, upbeat customer service, but I have to pick other places because of the so-called coffee I've had. Sorry, Bros.