Where do I start ? Topless show should = nice boobs. Nice try genius.... It equals to non existent tits & some average dancing.
Place is tiny, stage is tiny, music is average & everything was average.
I am even ashamed to write that the most entertaining part of the show was at 1/2 time when a comedian came on stage & cracked some moderately funny jokes.
Only 1 dancer had boobs (average) - #MIKA & she could somewhat dance. She was topless just twice throughout the entire show & she was the only one with any boobs. The ones with peanuts flaunted their nothing to flaunt tiny nothing's
This would have been a 1 Star but giving the extra 1 for #MIKA
PEOPLE SAVE YOUR $$$ Go enjoy some real MEAT - Steak anyone? You will leave full & happy.