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  • Occasionally, common people write country lyrics or listen to songs to remind themselves of painful experiences in their past. Contacting a new plumber when you have an emergency is a scary $ituation. You have heard their stories. Let me tell you mine. Wow. These guys are a large step above AMAZING. The house completely flooded for some unexpected reason. My guess was the old water heater had a broke heart. Shucks happens. Wife is going to have to throw away all that hoarding,crafting, shopping junk she left all over the floor. Its all ruined. Who too call? That last ghostbuster movie sucked, so I guess a Plumber. I didn't know any, so I took a stab in the dark and called a stranger. What a bright surprise it was, when I asked her to repeat her name. "my name is Sunshine", she said. She was joyful, bright, conforting and confident as she guided me to a quick resolution by dispatching someone to fix my brand new indoor pool. The plumber, Rod arrived shortly thereafter and started diagnosing the problem, while I was down at the Lucky Penny slots trying my luck at coming up with the money to pay for this plumbing BILL coming my way. A little later Rod, called on his little computer phone telling me it was a problem in the wall and he needed permission to tear down my high school posters and rip open the dry wall, thats when I knew it was time to visit the pawn stars, to sell all of my collectables to pay for the ineventable Dollar BILL dance out of pocket. 30 minutes later he called and gave me the detailed layman's explanation of what happened and how he fixed it. He even took pictures and saved the parts in case the insurance company needed it for proof. Short time later the bill arrived, which was less than 1/4 of the estimate I had agreed to. They could have taken my money, but they didn't. They charged me for what they did, and no more. Fair, Honest, Decent. and extremely rare now a days. I woke up the next day floating around on my new air mattress I bought with my casino winnings, and thought about how refreshing it was to talk to two amazing people, in my time of need that made my heartacne vanish rapidly. I looked them up on the inter webs, and discovered that Rod and Sunshine had a shared connection to Kenny Rogers. Not the real one, the las vegas impersonator. His real name was Bob and just like Maury Povich says, "he is the real father". I have Bob to thank and I have never spoken with him. You see the important thing is he is their Daddy, and he taught them well. Rod and Sunshine, both demonstrated a shared trait of remarkable charisma and skill. Most kids blame there parents when things go wrong in their lives. Seldom do you hear that good kids are such a blessing to this world, because their parents did such a good job, teaching them and guiding them. Bob did a tremendous job. If you every need a plumber, guidance or a friend, I highly recommend you give Bob, Sunshine or Rod a call. You will thank me for reading all the way to the bottom of this long review, that did not rhyme, mention pickup trucks, beer or dogs, once.
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