THE NEW AND IMPROVED AFTER THE ROOF CAVED IN SAFEWAY: How can Goldie Hawn get cuter? How can Phoenix get hotter? How can Hello Kitty be appealing and collectible to a white, middle aged gay man in his 40's? How can Safeway be ANY better? Well, it is. Better feng shui. FIVE STARS YELPERS. FIVE STARS! Going grocery shopping was like totally my favorite thing to do with my mom when I was a kid. That way I got to pick out all the good cereals and snacks and then hide them from my siblings. To this day I still enjoy the market. Safeway (aka Gayway), cuz you know, we sistahs just love to shop for fresh pasta, Odwalla juices and Lucky Charms on Osborn is fantastic. Great produce, wine selection and a hunky butcher to boot. Something about a man drizzled in blood weilding a cleaver that I enjoy. Hmmm...issues! Employees are friendly and helpful. They must have secret shoppers, cuz I swear if you so much as just partially glance at one of them you get the obligatory "Hi, how are you? Are you finding everything ok? Would you like me to show you? Can I floss your teeth for you?" and on and on. But I appreciate it nonetheless. This Safeway is open til 1am which is a plus since I usually work until 10 pm or so.