I wake up every morning and ask myself two questions- 'I wasn't that drunk, was I?' and 'I wonder if I will ever be able to find a restaurant that can f**k up bacon-cheese fries?'
Well, I'm here to to tell you friends - I have achieved my quest.
Helles & Dunkel, with a combination of soggy oven-baked Ore Ida Fries and funky beer cheese, managed to actually prove that it was possible s**t all over a dish that a 1st grader w/ a deep fryer could concoct. And, I commend them for their effort.
For real, though. The food here blows. I hear they have sushi. But, my question to you is - Do you really want to eat raw fish at a place that can't even figure out how to cook frozen french fries?
They do have beer here. But, so do other places.... I'd avoid this place and go to better places in South End.