Asshole Bouncer and Club heads.
A-hole: "No." (and looks away)
Me: "..but I stumbled stepping off the escalator" (I really did just stumble, not fall ..that was later)
Friend: "She's not even drunk (a lie but-really I was fine, drunk, but fine)
A-hole: (looks to my friend) "oh no. You're friend there is 'loaded' (points to me) 'L-O-A-D-E-D.' JUST LOOK AT HER EYES!"
Me: "I'm Asian.."
(eating a bowl of cup-o-noodles)
Me: "What did we do last night?"
Friendsies: "We went to Prive - almost didn't get in because of you.. [reiterated A-hole dialog]"
Me: "..then how did we get in"
Friendsies: "Money."
Me: "oh.." (*piccuhk- piccuhk*)
*hip-hop/top-40s club music, lots of dudes, okay venue (according to the friensies).