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| - From the moment we were "greeted" by the hostess to the moment we left, this place sucked.
Needing a breakfast fix, wifey and I strolled up, after noticing that the room was at least 3/4 empty.
Figuring that this place was a safe bet, we sat down for a quick bite. Shortly after we were seated, we saw that the NBA finals were on, but with no sound, and he big 'ol closed caption lines over the scoreboard. So, we asked the waiter upon taking our orders to make them to go - we would be watching the game in our room.
Our order - breakfast burrito and pancakes - took 25 goddam minutes. Even after the wait, being in generally good spirits, we were only mildly annoyed. All we had to do now was pay the bill and get out.
However, that sentiment quickly turned, considering that after we received the food, our waiter didn't come back with the check.
5 minutes pass... As I'm getting up to walk out with my free food, my wife grabs what appeared to be a manager, and asked him for our check. He brings the check, we provide our card, and he, too, decides not to come back. WTF?
I ended up walking the check to the front so the manager could complete the transaction... then guess who decides to show up? The stupid goddam waiter! How've ya been, bud?
He approaches me as I'm walking back to our table and says, "Is everything okay?"
No, prick. I'm missing the finals.
To wrap it all up, the meal we had in our room was indicative on the "wish it were mediocre" service. Dry breakfast burrito, and pancakes that were crispy like waffles on the edges.
So yeah, this place sucks. If do come back, I'll be totally hammered so I can vomit on the tables after I eat.
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