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  • Go to Taco Bell, you will get better food, better service, and get it quicker. Oh, and that Taco Bell could be on the moon and you would still get it quicker. Waiting more than an hour for food is simply not acceptable...unless it is being airdropped onto the ice of the South Pole (where if there was a Taco Bell, you would still get it quicker even after getting there on a dog sled pulled by one miniature Chihuahua). The food was always five minutes away...sort of like the cable repairman. Best thing to do is order now...if you want dinner in August. We LOVE authentic Mexican food and appreciate (and reward) good service..unfortunately, this place offers neither and its clear by other reviews, this is an ongoing issue. I think when they named it "Original Restaurant", they meant it was like caveman times when the men left for weeks to hunt for food and returned to feed the clan. In possibly unrelated news, my daughter developed toxic flatulence. They smell like tacos and disappointment.
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