So Ms. GoGettr's car was stuck between a Ryder truck and an unscheduled Palo Verde limb in the road... Taking the lesser of two evils, I ran over the tree branch. Scrapes everywhere all along the side of my poor car!
Lindstrom gave me a good deal on full buff/wax to get it out, and had me sparkly and shiny again in about an hour. They took great care of my car and I recommend them if you're ever in need of an Oh Nuts scrape fix. Thanks guys.