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| - Guess who works here?!?!...Encyclopedia Brown! Even more amazing, he hasn't aged one bit since the 80's, however, he is in disguise. So how'd I realize who he was?...
It was a Friday evening around 5:45pm, May 27, to be exact. After being on hold for 23 minutes...no exaggeration (I looked at my phone when I hung up and subtracted a couple of min)...I finally got a hold of a person. I simply asked, does your gluten free pizza have egg as an ingredient, and Mr. Brown's response was yes. To confirm I then asked again, so the gluten free pizza does have egg, to which Mr. Brown said yes! (With no hesitation..he does know everything).
By chance, my wife was getting frustrated with the wait and pulled up their gluten free menu online, and guess what?! It said he gluten free pizza actually does NOT have egg as an ingredient. She called back, of course Mr. Brown answered, and he admitted he just said yes and didn't know whether the gluten free pizza had egg. It turns out the gluten free menu online was correct and there isn't egg in their gluten free pizza. Close one...we probably would have never gone then.
So we went and got a picture of Mr. Brown in action. Turns out, not only does he pretend to know everything, I believe he keeps people on hold for 20+ min for no reason (as they definitely weren't that busy). But that's just my opinion, and I wasn't there obviously when I called.
For everyone's reference if you are seeking an autograph, I've included a picture of Mr Encyclopedia Brown in this review.
PS ask about the egg in the gluten free pizza...ha!
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