this is a rare non foodie review...
non hotel guests fork over 100 bones for entry after a certain time.
season passes are available.
hook ups aside...
hotel guests can line up to rush in and grab a seat. otherwise, pony up 200$ for a beach chair if you are a girl. 250$ if you aren't.
2000$ for a day bed and 5000$+ for a private cabana with a flat screen tv.
eat and drink that amount of money min. gratuities not included.
but enjoy the sun and music by tiesto regardless.
the water may be filthy with the 2000 people partying and boppin' to the beat in the sand filled pool. sure, i've never seen mimosas in a plastic tub and straw but it was fun people watching. hold onto your shades if you decide to go down the water slide because you will lose them.
lots of sun, buff bods, fake boobs, and lots of attitude.
i'd review the food but come on...who are we kidding?