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  • My man Duke runs this establishment and I'll tell you what it's just straight up wild. Imagine it's your first day at college in the mid-west. You've got your backpack slung over one shoulder, your hair is slicked to the side and you're wearing your best outfit for all the ladies to see (Burberry recommended). During your 1st day you meet a nice girl named Gizelle from the most "interesting" town ever. You both start talking and everything she says is about how she's a writer, singer, dancer, free-spirit, "student athlete" who's majoring in politics of blah blah blah and whatever she can make up, just for the guy to go..."whoa, me too." Now at some point Gizelle decides to invite you to this get together she heard about because it's where all the students go to celebrate the big game. You of course say, "Yes! I'll meet you there!" (insert disbelief fist pump). Now it's you're moment. You head over there in your 2006 Mazda Hatchback that's the color White, because we all know that's a ride any girl wants to hop into, and you open the doors to a sea of red as fans are chanting Husker!...Power! You begin to panic, "Oh man am I at a cult? Where a Gizelle? Why did I bring my backpack with me? What is this place?!" This my friends is called home. They've got pitchers of the most fratboy like stuff, not that craft brew crap everyone seems to adore after college (eyeroll). The wings are an assortment which vary from hot, spiced chili, bbq or my personal favorite; Radioactive. Finally, if you don't know what a Shotski is then pull out your big boy pants, go hit on some babes (babes not always included, but it's pretty consistently included), go grab em out of their seats and enjoy the ritual we call Shotski. You'll need 3 people (yourself included) for this ski that fits 3 shots from the left, middle & right. Best part about this place is everyone is polite but when the Husker game is on, watch out! So there you have it. This review is for you Duke. You're the man. #HuskerPower
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