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| - Do you believe in unicorns? How about gremlins? Astrology? Do you believe a hip clean place churns out delicious CHEAP breakfast food ALL DAY LONG and its a short drive or bus ride away? Yeah, I would rather drink gnome blood on a pegasus while reading your tarot, but NO. IT IS TRUE. Put your I-Ching away! And get ready to unpeel your eyes like Clockwatch Orange!
I confess. I didn't believe everyone who raved about this place. After the dismal Mama Java experience (worst food ever) barely a couple feet away, I was ready to piss on their doorstop if they failed me. Cause one thing you have to know about me: I am dead serious about breakfast. If you fuck with my breakfast, I will shiv you with a KFC spork sharpened to deadly precision.
BUT-weirdly enough I am willing to wait and drive long distances for brunch IF I believe what awaits me is worth the time b/c my appetite rivals a truckers. Yeah, the truckers breakfast? Barely fazes me. Pure waffle carnage with me, folks. (Why did I say "folks"? OMG, all the nice old people are getting into my urban slang)
So I pulled up here, deep breath, on a weekday afternoon at like 1:30. I was ready. BRING IT.
AND IT IS TRUE.
It is so CHEAP I couldn't believe it. Inside was so sunny and airy and clean and bright and cheerful. And artsy and tasteful. God, you would think I was trying to get into Acacia Cafe's panties. And I am. The staff chick was adorable and sweet while I kept asking "I can have ANYTHING on the menu? Really? And these are the REAL PRICES?" Yeah. They are. I was soooo tempted to get the 3 buck waffles everyone raved about, but after waiting so long for yummies, I went for savoury, not sweet.
I did the roasted veggie omelet with these delightful hash brown things with rosemary and FRESH ground pepper on them! The veggies were delectible and roasted and sooooo good. Peppers and mushrooms and zucchini and so much more with basil and garlic. I was a little peeved that cheese wasn't mentioned in the omelet yet there it was folded into my chicken embryo. But to be fair, I didn't ask either. And it came with great fruit on the side. And the orange jucie was fresh. And the coffee delish. I savoured my meal for so long she took away my last few bites before I was done I had been sitting with my food for so long. And it hardly cost anything. Way cheaper than Harlow's Cafe and that place is way nasty. I spit on them (except for their biscuits.....omg...biscuits).
I am SO a fan.
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