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  • Now you all know I don't really write Yelp reviews except when I feel like being a complete jackass or showing off my brilliant writing skills, but for once, this is a legit review that I just had to do. I had been putting off having dinner with a family friend that I haven't seen for nearly a decade for a while, and he finally conned me into it. Hey, free dinner, I'll take it. I've been to Hula's a few times, and it's a cool joint with a great patio. I thought it would be a chill place to go chat and grub on tasty food. However, it took about 3 seconds for me to realize that my friend was one of "those" people. Ya know, 9000 special requests, never pleased with anything, and constantly changing their mind. Basically, the dude that everyone just loves to be at a restaurant with. A server's nightmare. So as I'm sitting there trying not to smack him, it dawns on me that our waitress, Estelle, is handling this fool with as much grace as I've ever witnessed from a server........She was charming, funny, and when most servers would have tossed a drink in his face or spit on his burger, ok wait........ "Double baco-cheese, it's for a cop." "What does that mean, you're gonna spit in it now?" "Don't spit, in that cop's burger" "I don't want a large Farva, I want a god damn liter of cola!" Sorry couldn't resist the Super Troopers reference. Basically, she was perfect. When he wanted a bigger lemon wedge for his water, I almost murdered him, and the only thing that stopped me was her wink, smile, and promise to him that he was about to have the best lemon wedge of his life. The food was good, but the experience in general started out daunting and Estelle was a champion. The next time you're headed to Hula's, I recommend that giant bowl of booze, and I also recommend checking for open tables in Estelle's section.
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