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| - Two hippies, your brightly colored insides make me want to fight The Man, but your pizza makes me wish you'd call The Man and set up a proper fresh ingredient exchange before we take him down.
This review, in all its five star glory, is for everything on the menu but the pizza.
Wings are gigantic and look like they came off some sort of mech-sized chicken monster. They absolutely drown them in sauce, which is so right. My favorite are the medium wings and the ranch sauce wings.
Pasta is out of this world. Drop everything right now unless you're holding an infant - you want the lobster ravioli. Note, you must actually like lobster. The sauce is creamy, basily, parmesany, and delicious. The garlic bread that came with it was silly and messy, and the salad they include is a green afterthought.
Cannolis are sweet and crunchy with the perfect softness and infused with that oh-so-gentle lemon flavor that pairs well with the chocolate.
Which brings us to the pizza. I was excited, nay, invigorated when I saw your bold decision to put french fries right on top of a pizza. When you topped it with hot dogs, I felt my heart skip a beat in anticipation of struggling to beat later.
But alas... The pizza is topped with canned veggies and loveless toppings. It tasted and made me think of food from a school lunch. If you insist on the pizza, I'm guessing you should keep it simple. Their adventurous pizzas are all talk.
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