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  • This is a really nice place. Kidding? Its fabulous! I wished I could have the bathroom decor lol BUT: that big *bouncer* dude Mike or whatever is a douchturd... well, if I would look like that, hugely overweight with a goatee and balding head, I would be unhappy too. He gave my fab friend total lip. He was lucky, I didnt start giving him lip back, cause we were both majorly PMSi for sure... stupid tourists before peed us off majorly in the parking lot of the MGM. Some old fart with an old grey whoknowswhat car. Anywas, then I nearly was about to knock out some halfpint english bloke at the stairs on the MGM. Dont ask. So this Mike fella gave me the rest. So Doormen: Just because you work at night and you think you are all THAT, here is the Neahwsflash: you work at a nightclub... yeah the chicks gonna hit on you and will hump you, but only because they think you can help them out by getting them in for free. Its not gonna last ... and you may wanna wear protection for sure :) As for the other part, I was dressed like a trailer stripper, white tank and tight jeans capri and of course 5 1/2 inch heels but we got in very fast with no wait. Helps to be hot and have a hot friend :) the doormen are REALLY cute! I was in guy heaven. BUT, please vanity, let more guys in that actually eat! I felt like cooking a whole pizza and stuffing it down of some, i guess europeans, guys throat. There should be a scale out front that measures height, weight, muscle and hotnessfactor of guys. there were a couple I would have jumped, but not as many as I hoped. The ladies were so so. Some really attractive elegant ones, others tried too hard to walk in high heels. Girlfriend, if you cant walk in them proper and elegantly, dont wear them. Its ok if you wear flatter shoes, at least you can walk and dont look like a storch storching through marshlands :)
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