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dateCreated	2011-07-22 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Sami's Gyros
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rev:rating	2 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	You know when you see a girl and think she could look a lot better if she cleaned herself up, maybe dressed a little better, didn't have an eye patch, lost 300 pounds, etc.? No? Oh well.. Anyway, after reading the review's for Sami's Gyros I was hoping it would have improved upon their food. Unfortunately, she (or he - Sami is a little ambiguous) just hasn't cleaned herself up, yet. I went here recently for the first time for lunch after getting a Groupon deal (It was close to me, okay?!) and pretty much most of the negative reviews were right. Let's break it down: -The side salad included "generous" portions of one olive, one thin slice of cucumber, and one slice of tomato. - I had the Mediterranean chicken "sandwich". From reading the previous reviews, I knew that I should order a side of tzatziki sauce. Unfortunately, even after soaking the "sandwich", the chicken was still dry as hell. So, I was left with a huge sloppy mess, which I'm okay with. Those are usually fun. -The fries were pretty damn tasteless. Why else would you even get fries if they aren't tasty? It's not like they are healthy or anything. They ended up as useless as a fishnet condom. The ketchup packets that were included had high fructose corn syrup in them, and I don't do that. So, I used the fries as a conduit to get more tzatziki sauce into my mouth. That still didn't help the tasteless fries. The best part was the "China Mist" tea. Yes, the throw in drink was the best part. I feel sorta bad for writing a bad review after using a Groupon... But fuck it. Hey Sami, what's up brah? If you need help improving your food, including your dry meat, let me know!
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rev:reviewer	Jonathan

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