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  • I shall call this review: DESPICABLE ME GOES TO MARGARITAVILLE. My wife and I went to Margaritaville 10 years ago, at the time I had lived in Las Vegas for around one year. So a big part of me was still a tourist. The food is always fine. I love the music that is played. Service is very par for the course. Three weeks ago the wife and I returned. Afterwards I was thinking of what to say in this review. All I could think of was Despicable Me and a few quotes from that film. "Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty...! [the minions cheer] Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas! [the cheers stop] Gru: I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower... also Vegas." Porter: We went to Margaritaville...! [no minions here so no cheering] Porter: ...the restaurants, from Las Vegas! Don't get me wrong, Margaritaville is a fine place to go, but extremely touristy. And I didn't see and fluffy unicorns in the gift shop either. Maybe we could sell unicorns that have Jimmy Buffet quotes like.... "Why don't we get drunk..." "Searching for my lost shaker of salt." "I don't know where I'm gonna go." (long pause) "LIGHT BULB!" But I digress, have a great day folks.
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