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  • I'd like you to close your eyes....you're not closing them. I can tell because you're reading and that takes ununclosed eyes. JUST CLOSE THEM ALREADY....fine, close them metaphorically. Now imagine. A unicorn with axe skills like Slash surrounded by three 1985 Kelly LeBrocks. No, make it four. Now stay in this magical place and order some food. Doesn't matter what you're in the mood for or think you're in the mood for. Are you really going to tell Unicorn LeBrock what you THINK you want to eat? Of course you're not. They'd serve you food from this place. It's so good you wouldn't even notice a neon walrus headbanging to Evel Knievel's full standing backflip
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