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  • I came here with friends and wanted to like this place, but it just didn't do it for me. Five reasons to not inflict this farce on yourself: 1. The food is bad - it's like a German Denny's (thank you Shannon F): Salty overcooked sausages and spam type meats layered on mushy vegetables. For $20+ an entree no thanks. 2. The beer is bad - wtf?? A "German" restaurant with only 3 horrible horse piss Miller Lite tasting draft options? How can this be? You are offered three house draft options: light medium or dark - I went with dark and it was probably the worst Germanic or European beer I have ever had. There are many bars in Vegas with a hugely better selection, Gordon Biersch, the Freakin Frog and the Yardhouse all come to mind. 3. The great big echoing hallway style room is loud - and wait til that godawful Oompa band starts up. You won't be able to make conversation with or hear your friends, which can really be a negative in a dining experience. And the band itself is not that good - sharp and brassy with too much piercing horn, not subtle or refined. Accordions!? They were like toddlers given a whistle: look I can make the dog cry with my earsplitting melodies! Maybe if you were sh_tfaced it would serve as music - but how can you get there with the beer tasting like donkey sweat? 4. There is a gift shop in the entrance. I am not a fan of restaurants with gift shops. Esp when they come with a heaping side of bad food, bad drinks, and bad music. 5. I was expecting a higher quality experience. I suppose if you were drunk or high - hey it's right next door to the Hard Rock, most probably are - it would be passable. Sadly I wasn't.
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