Dear Eye-Rolling-Frustrated-Grille-Cook:
The (veggie) hotdogs are good. The tacos are good. The fries are killer.
But your Falafel is AMAZING! Though it is visibly clear that you hate making them, any time the gracious cashier girl fires them out to you; however, if you didn't make them so damned delicious, and rolled them so wonderfully tight, we wouldn't be so tempted to piss you off every time my boyfriend and I come in.
But alas - you are mighty good at what you do, even if you hate doing it.
Love, Caitlin