So... there wasn't anything bad per say... but nothing memorable or worth the chatter.
I started off with the s'mores hot chocolate. $8 - pretty good size. The hot chocolate is the kind you buy at Walmart and mix with water. Everyone knows a good hot chocolate needs to be mixed with milk. The topping though was really good - melted marshmallows, a graham crackers and some extra chocolate drizzle and powder. Sweet.
I ordered the Apple cinnamon pancake (huge! The photos are legit). However, there was barely any flavor. Even the apples didn't hold a lot of oomph behind them.
The bacon is good - not cheap bacon. And the eggs weren't watery - so that was a plus. But again, stuff I could easily make at home.
Missed the mark unfortunately. 3 stars because while not bad... nothing was "good". Average.