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  • All you fools can head on over to that theater that rhymes with CAVE, but this is my number one theater of choice in Vegas. Here's why: Seating: Huge comfortable seats that recline. Plus, since no one really comes here I can comfortably rest my feet on the seat in front of me. I do this not because I have bad manners, but because I have dwarf legs and my booty goes numb if I just let my legs dangle since they don't reach the ground. Short People Problem #347. Parking: I park in an open lot on the South side of the hotel avoiding the casino completely if I want to. They also have valet and a parking garage available. Snack Bar: I am not really a snack bar movie person, but I went with someone this weekend who is and I have to say the popcorn was the best movie popcorn ever. It may have something to do with the flask we brought in, but I am still going to give it props. I can't compare the snack pricing to other theaters because like I said I don't usually order snacks. The snack bar was clean and they had five people running it so it was quick and painless. Cleanliness. I haven't noticed any Pee Wee Herman type stains on the seats so that's a bonus. Plus the bathrooms are tidy. Speaking of BONUS: I love the fact this hotel has the coolest cowboy store with bolo ties, boots, hats, hot sauce and real cowboys that will give you the stink eye if you don't look like a tumbleweed or John Wayne. My favorite part of the hotel is the fancy water show in the Atrium. There is a bar in the atrium with tables overlooking the spectacle. When I say spectacle I mean the people video taping the water show. The show is like this: Turn the sink water on and plug the faucet with your thumb. Then start humming and moving your finger back and forth so it squirts in different directions. That's the show!!! Let's record it and send it to our family members in Africa who have never seen water before! There's also fake motorized animals involved which add to the excitement. Suck on that Bellagio. Yes, this is where I go for a good time. After the movie I usually go to Sushi Twister which has some of the freshest sashimi around. You guys can keep your crowded theaters with bad parking, I will be here with the corn-feds.
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