We ended up at Coronado Cafe after discovering a huge line and wait at the Studio B buffet at 2:30 PM on a Thursday. Seriously, WTF.
There are signs all over advertising super cheap specials, but those are only available late at night. Pretty much everything is the $10-12 range and there is a $12.99 special for a porterhouse or prime rib. There is also a menu of Chinese food, which seems, um, interesting. I ordered the chicken fried steak and eggs. The chicken fried steak itself was really tough and the batter was soggy and greasy. I liked the crispy hashbrowns and the generous amount of gravy, though. Service was just okay, pretty much in line with what Raul T. said below.
The highlight of my meal had to be that a table near us had apparently dined and dashed. It was really weird because it was a pretty big group and it looked like a family. Even security guards came to scope out the scene, although I'm not entirely sure what clues they were looking for. Maybe take fingerprints off the cups??