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  • What's left to say about the WSM? One of my favorite places of all time. My most recent trip may be illustrative of the experience: I'm walking through the outdoor produce section, looking for some good deals on fruit. The cantaloupes were smelling very nice from every stall, but which to choose? As I walk by I check out the prices . . . $2.00 . . . $2.00 . . . $2.00 . . . $2.00 . . . $2.75 . . . wait, what? $2.75? I approached the vendor, a stout, dark haired woman of ambiguous eastern European origin, and ask her why her cantaloupes cost $0.75 more than everyone else's. The response: "my friend, these are SEXY cantaloupe!" ". . . sexy?" "YES! SEXY!" After a few back-and-forths of this she finally cut me a particularly juicy piece, and sure enough, upon eating the delicious morsel I felt my sex appeal skyrocket. I looked up to find no less than 10 attractive female shoppers smiling coyly in my direction. Obviously, I bought 3 of em (the sexy cantaloupes), and she even gave them to me for $2.25 ea.
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