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| - Gus' was created by a person I assume was like, "hey man, college kids get drunk, can't drive, and want pizza delivered at all hours of the night."
Thus, there is this crap hole pizza place that is run by the mentally challenged. At my high school it was the special ed kids that always served our lunches in the cafeteria, then all those kids moved to Tempe and got a job here. The biggest problem with this place is that the staff is totally careless and incompetent and I imagine on some or all drugs during work.
Actually, that's a lie, the biggest problem is the pizza is gross. It tastes like when you make a frozen Tombstone pizza at night, take it out, then you don't want it anymore so you leave it on the counter instead of wrapping it up cause you want to get back to watching Hoarders on A&E.
Then you wake up the next morning and you're like, "oh, cool, left over frozen Tombstone pizza that's been sitting out all night." So you put it in the microwave to nuke all the bacteria and get it out of the temperature danger zone.
Then you eat it and you're like, "wow this tastes JUST like Gus' Pizza only slightly better."
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