About: http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/EnzB1zkoe4dDpQOUAwJQLA     Goto   Sponge   NotDistinct   Permalink

An Entity of Type : rev:Review, within Data Space : foodie-cloud.org, foodie-cloud.org associated with source document(s)

AttributesValues
type
dateCreated
itemReviewed
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews
rev:rating
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews
rev:text
  • Once upon a time when I was just a kid in Florida I put heaven in my mouth. Excuse me, let me translate. Heaven is an Italian Sub from this place. Holy mother of Sandwiches. This is the greatest sandwich of all time. This sandwich wipes it's butt with other sandwiches... Then cuts it's own butt off so you don't have to taste the impurity of lesser sandwiches in your glorious meal. On the side? Psh, I just toss in a bag of salt n vinegar chips for a little extra awesome. Your choice but the chips add a little extra flavor to sitting down while you wait on your sandwich being made. Which is awesome because it keeps me from drooling while I wait on my sandwich from the gods. Drink? Well they have a drink machine that makes 4.5 billion different combinations. I maybe fudged the numbers a little because I don't actually know but that machine can make just about whatever kind of drink you could want with a sandwich. Service? This is a pretty easy one to nail. Be nice, make a sandwich. Place sandwich in front of customer. And they nail it every freakin time. If you are expecting more you should probably hire someone to follow you everywhere and play music while they compliment you because you shouldn't really be criticizing the sandwich shop for not high fiving you.... Wait, that would be friggin awesome. I've never gotten a high five with my sandwich made from pure concentrated awesome. Deducting 0.0000001 stars. Cleanliness. This particular firehouse is clean as can be anytime I've been there. Surprisingly in almost every firehouse I've been to the standards remain freakishly the same unlike some other popular chains. It's always clean, service is always good and the sandwiches taste just as awesome. I'm sorry that I only have 2 thumbs to point in an upward direction. If I could bath in a toxic spill so that I could grow more thumbs, let's say... Infinity Thumbs. I would give Firehouse Subs infinity thumbs up. Specifically the Italian sub.
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews
rev:reviewer
Faceted Search & Find service v1.16.115 as of Sep 26 2023


Alternative Linked Data Documents: ODE     Content Formats:   [cxml] [csv]     RDF   [text] [turtle] [ld+json] [rdf+json] [rdf+xml]     ODATA   [atom+xml] [odata+json]     Microdata   [microdata+json] [html]    About   
This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3238 as of Sep 26 2023, on Linux (x86_64-generic_glibc25-linux-gnu), Single-Server Edition (126 GB total memory, 105 GB memory in use)
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2025 OpenLink Software