Ok, I admit: I'm really hard on restaurants, but my standard is simple: The food has to be better than what I can prepare at home.
Sweet Lady Wife and I went to Amante tonight. I ordered Mix Seafood Penne. Here's the description on the menu: "King crab meat, shrimp, chopped garlic, lobster sauce, pepper, garnished with asparagus & parmesan cheese"
The dish I was served bore little resemblance to that description: penne pasta, run-of-the-mill creme sauce, some asparagus spears and three - count 'em: three - shrimp.
The decor was beautiful. I wish the food lived up to it.