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  • First reaction was "oh crap, I'm going to need more money". Seriously, for a first-timer, the initial experience is "WTF?" because it is both surprisingly huge inside but COMPLETELY PACKED with pleasant people just standing around - helpfully shifting out of the way of others amidst towers of random cake boxes full of amazing baked goods. It's like the Wizarding School of Bakeries in there. #whatdiet What you come to realize is that these odd, helpful bakery zombies have been here before and they all have a number (ahem, magic ticket) that they are waiting for one of the Legion of Bakers to call so that they can take home some unbelievably tasty baked good that is begging to go home to your glass of milk. Everything here is made Cake Boss-grade pretty and sprinkled with Secret Ingredient that makes your eyes roll closed as you go "Mmmph.. zizziz SHO-GUUD!!" So, when you get to Oakmont Bakery, understand that you will be back. And the SECOND time, *you* will be one of those Bakery Zombies, happily smelling that OMG bakery smell, helpfully shifting out of the way of the Numberless Noobs, smiling not-so-secretly to yourself, waiting... waiting...
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