"Jews and Catholics are the only people with soul" according to a friend. Since I can't alter my birth or upbringing at this late date, perhaps I could buy some soul, become a whole person... the friendly folks at Lo-Lo's were quick to help me try. Sorry, it doesn't work that way - I could buy happiness in the form of a tender waffle and tasty smothered chicken, but only my belly felt appreciably fuller, not my teeny heart. My shallow thoughts were of how the waffle beat Roscoe's, but not the plumb but plainly seasoned & fried breast. I wasn't moved to any emotion deeper than my jelly jar of beautiful red luscious Kool Aid/punch.