This place was my kind of bar. The doorman was covered in skate graphic tattoos and wearing a santa suit. I sat on a stool that had a sticker that said "TITS" and on the bar ahead of me was written "I smell like bigfoot's dick". Am I in heaven? I ordered a shitty shot of whiskey and a shitty beer and within seconds, was given exactly that. Cost almost nothing, tasted awful - and was exactly what I needed.
The owner even came over and handed us stickers, candy necklaces, a fluorescent marker, and some cheap plastic toys to keep us entertained. Entertained we were.
I WILL BE BACK. I apparently now have a new favorite bar in Pittsburgh.