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  • Well for starters the location is great -right in the middle of the strip no complaints there, the pool area is nice too. Now let's move along to the events that took place during our stay. #1 the damn keys- they never fucking worked!!!! (And we have hotel experience -we know not to put them agasint other cards-celluar devices- etc The first two days we walked our happy asses down to the lobby (fyi it's a fucking hike-literally a 10 mile walk and back & with the shitty elevators oh my god u wanted to take a gun right there and blow your brains. The third night we used someone's room phone to call security to come open the door for us- no way in hell we were making that long brutal walk down there - and not to mention wait in a long fucking line - the last night we had to walk down there due to our phones being dead and no one's room door was open so we could of asked to use their phone, we did see a staff lady and she just said "oh just go to the lobby" like it's no big deal. She could of used her walkie talkie to call security but NO her rude ass didn't ) #2 the fucking hallway carpets- duct tape all over and huge ripples in the carpet. We could of tripped and broke our necks- laughing but very fucking serious! !) #3 trash everywhere - and a security person heard us and he mumbled to himself "That's not my job" Fucking d- bag #4 the elevators i kinda mentioned in # 1. 1 elevator was busted- and then it always took forever to get a elevator to open. One time we waited about 10 minutes and that elevator was going up but we still hopped in it ee couldn't bare to wait another minute- so we took the ride all the way to the 28th floor and then all the way down to floor 1 #5 most of the staff we encountered were pretty rude. Especially the folks that work at the front desk #6 we stayed in 2 different rooms - room 2 had luke warm water... not to mention the bathtubs in this joint are a dumpster-even the Riviera we stayed at 6 months ago had nice bathroom. Nice large tub. Laminated counters -etc etc Regardless of all this- it's vegas & vegas is always a good time. Met some cool funny people in the flamingo and of course had a blast on the strip. But will i stay here again? No thank you. Possibly provide me a scooter to to drive back and fourth in to get new keys every fucking day. ***(They did refund our resort fee so thanks for that)** Do some updating on the furnishings Make sure there is not trash all over the hallways And fix those damn carpets! Someone will break their neck or ankle Ohhh and the ice maker closest to our room was busted -had to walk 10 miles to the next one. And i guess one of the floors didn't have an ice maker because the guest in the elevator said he has to go a floor down to get ice.
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