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| - Big BUCKS Car Wash - Aspiring to have my WHIP look like it's worthy of the after/reveal shot on MTV's Pimp My Ride, I've ventured to Big Bucket often. It's in an accessible location, climate controlled, is spacious, and has all the equipment needed to make your ride look like it's appearing on screen in a Transformers movie. Shia Labeouf, however, is the only person that can afford to use this place - it's atrociously expensive. Even when I do my best rat in a cage impression, I can never get out of there without spending double digits! What's most frustrating is, when you've put more money into the machine, the timer starts elapsing well before the wand/spout engages. I'm essentially paying to stand there w/my "wand" in my hand! There are far better and cheaper places, maybe not as comfortable, out there to shine your chariot. Wax on, wax off.
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