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  • Let me just start off by saying that I am NOT straight, but I did go here once on a friday. There were a bunch of hipsters with their shirts on...that's cool, I'm down with that. I was there with my straight bros from work, and they seem to have a lot of fun so I thought I'd check things out. After I went around the room telling everyone I'm gay, I ordered a drink from the bar. I measured the percentage of alcohol in the drink with my portable alcohol meter, and it was 0.2% more than the gay bars I usually go to, but that's cool...nothing wrong with that. But was the female bartender checking me out? Probably...so I told her I'm gay and that this chick was barking up the wrong tree! That irritated look on her face told me she was disappointed. Just to make sure, I made out with my boyfriend in front of her to make sure she knows I'm seriously gay. Overall, it was a nice crowd, and I tried dancing for awhile without moving my arms like everyone else was doing. Weren't they hot with all those clothes on? But it's cool, not that there's anything wrong with that. BUT SERIOUSLY, I poke fun because a lot of reviews are written by people who are uncomfortable with the fact that this club is mostly gay on the weekends. But forget all that, because if you leave your discomfort and attitude at the door I guarantee you will have a good time. Burn is just about the best thing to happen to the Phoenix club scene in a long time. You will not find any of the attitude that the Scottsdale clubs are famous for, and the music is always good. This is the club to go to when you want to dance, because the dance floor takes up almost the entire club. But don't worry because there's a lounge area and an outdoor patio if you just wanna hang and talk.
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