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  • Before their prices escalated to $8 a pound for cherries or $12 a pound for rib steaks, I frequented Heinen's. There was a special refrigerated section for cream pies made by Mama Jo. The name discouraged me as I imagined some Y'all southerner like Paula Deen pushing yet another product or the peculiar tasting Aunt Oddie's sweet potato pies sold at Dave's Markets. One day as I was being my usual good self continuing with the work Mother Teresa left behind, I was attacked by a chocolate pie craving. I tried to ignore it but found myself pulled to the refrigerated Mama Jo pies at Heinen's. If I were to continue rebuilding New Orleans or tending the poor and sick of India I would first have to tend to my own pie needs. Brothers and Sisters as I ate that dark chocolate cream pie the truth was revealed to me. The nation ran to the aid of New Orleans twice demanding it be rebuilt and the polluter of its gulf spend billions as restitution. As I ate the pie I heard the never ending laughter from those same saviors directed at our river so polluted it caught fire. I saw visions of white collar and professional jobs leaving the sands of Lake Erie for the streets of Mumbai. With their growing wealth let the Indians take care of their own. I continued eating revelation chocolate pie but discontinued misdirected good deeds until Mama Jo let me down. She changed the recipe so her rich dark chocolate tasted more like a Bill Cosby pudding pop. Last evening I saw this Mama Jo store as I was going to dinner at friends in Medina. The woman at the counter politely let me lament on the new and unimproved chocolate pies. She smiled knowing she would win me back and suggested the fresh strawberry cheese pie. I took one to my friends. After a steak dinner we sat at the round outdoor table eating that pie. Mama Jo once again reigns as number one pie lady. The fresh strawberries were lightly coated with a not overly sweet syrup and the cream cheese base was light and again not overly sweet. There are cookies and home made candies but blessedly not a cup cake in sight.
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