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dateCreated	2012-10-11 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Satara
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rev:text	My husband and I purchased a groupon for Satara and were looking forward to a delicious Thai meal. This eatery is on "Restaurant Row" in Peoria amidst a bunch of horrible chain establishments.....this should have been our first clue that it would be less then authentic. The glitzy restaurant sign says "Thai Cuisine and Wine Bar"..huh?...not a Thai concept at all, but a desperate attempt to fit in with the other gaudy places around it. We were greeted after several minutes by a hostess that informed us we could be seated but "she was out of menus." We were seated at a microscopic, rickety table that wobbled so badly the water glasses were sliding. There was not a Thai face in the crowd, neither patrons or employees. Another clinker. We asked to be moved to a more suitable table and were seated in another room at a table that had incredibly high and uncomfortable chairs. It was difficult to hoist my 60 year-old rear-end into the chair. Unfortunately in this room the "entertainment" consisted of an ear-splitting Melissa Etheridge wannabe decked out in biker garb. The decor was indescribable. Dark, torn curtains held together with Scotch tape. On the way to the rest room I saw a pail filled with foul smelling, murky Lysol and a filthy mop in plain view. We looked at the menu and immediately realized that there was nothing Thai on the menu and it appeared like a menu from Panda Express. With much difficulty we chose a few items to order. The chicken wing appetizer was obviously frozen, slathered with a sickeningly sweet red sauce out of a jar. The Garlic chicken entree was salty, slimy slop, grey in color with questionable chicken full of gristle, accompanied by Uncle Ben's instant rice and frozen tasteless Birds' Eye broccoli. I ate very little and reluctantly took it home in a To Go box. The next day I put a little of the chicken in my dog Max's bowl. He took one whiff and seemed to try and move the bowl away with his paws. I knew Mini-schnauzers were smart.
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