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  • First have to start with the parking sucks. "Free" valet parking.... yeah sure. Itty bitty lot where cars are jammed together. So don't take your Lexus or corvette. It's interesting on the inside but you get by that pretty quick. The food? Please, don't bother. Greasy and cold. Yes, went for a party and the hors d'oeuvres were nasty. Cold and stiff. Just like my first ex-wife. The main course... what a joke. The mashed potatoes and corn came out 40 minutes before the sliders. Mashed potatoes leaking greasy butter or margarine on the top. Needless to say that by the time everything was out... it was as cold and nasty. Suffice to say I held off 24 hours before writing this review. After my fourth friend called and told me about the day spent in the bathroom I figured warning was in order. I did give this place one star simply because I could not give it zero stars. I tried. Oh, the do have entertainment and the D.J. was among the worst I have seen in years....
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